Humour: Bedtime stories

Chances are you’re reading this while sipping on some kind of sweet, caffeinated brew, occupied by stressful Sunday morning thoughts concerning what kind of eggs you truly want to have, which web series you will binge on later in the day and how you never should have committed to watching the cricket match in a group. That’s if you’ve had a reasonably good night of sleep. If not, your bleary mind might just be awake enough to plan an extended afternoon nap – a plan you know is doomed to fail, going by your vast capacity for wakefulness. “I really must give up caffeine,” you tell yourself as you walk back to the kitchen to fix another unforgiving cup.