A match but no flame: Why Sima Aunty is a success only on screen

I don’t know about you but I sometimes feel that Indian Matchmaking should be retitled Indian MatchNotMaking. Given the near-total failure rate of Sima Aunty (or Sima from Mumbai as she invariably, and cringemakingly, introduces herself) in actually arranging matches for her clients, that would be a more accurate descriptor.