Good snide: How to shut down a bitchy comment

Play dumb. “I didn’t catch that. What did you say?” It buys time. Gives the other person a chance to backtrack. The best way to offend your offender is to not acknowledge the offence in the first place. A good hack: Reword what they said and say or text it back to them so they can see their rudeness too. “Wait, did you mean to call me fat?”