Humour: On the scale of Carrie Bradshaw to M. F. Husain, where would you plot your pedi-identity?

The world is clearly divided into two kinds of people. One is represented by the shoe-obsessed Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City; the other by the barefoot maestro M. F. Husain. Let me apologise at once for yoking the two personalities together, but it’s imperative that we have a strong, visual conception of the matter at hand. Imagine the vivacious Sarah Jessica Parker, dripping oomph like your struggling AC does condensation. Then visualise the stark simplicity of the exiled artist in white. Now plot your own pedi-identity along this continuum. Take a moment to process this toe-curling question before we stride ahead.